I feel just like Milton from the Office Space!"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Dixi that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Barb too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the Moose, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."
My new desk! It's smaller...further away from a window and I now share an office with two other ladies.
But I got to bring my stapler with me!
Back to work, eh? That will be me on Monday :( Summer went by way too fast. Are you all moved in to your new place?
ReplyDeleteI actually have a Fiesta Red Swingline! =D Find enjoyment where you can. <3
ReplyDeleteYou made a big sacrifice...but I am warmer, so I thank you. I didn't even have to wear a sweater today.
ReplyDeleteOh it's cute! Enjoy it!
ReplyDeleteI love that this post was a Milton quote, lol. You crack me up.
ReplyDeleteI would fight for the 3-hole punch. Nothing is better than a 3 hole punch. Except maybe a stapler...
ReplyDeleteMilton...what's happening? Now if you could go ahead and move your desk down to storage, that'd be great; that way we'll have room for some of these boxes here....mmmmmkay? Thanks a bunch, Milton.
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